Friends Poem

If you'd be my friend,

I'd eat
dog poo
Lick peoples shoes

Live in a trolley
Throw out my
dolly

Puke in your hair
Be hit with a
chair

Look
stupid in photos
Fight Mojo
Jojo

Spend No Money
Throw away
honey

Not pay
my bills
But run up steep hills

Play
basketball
Dance on
the wall

Use my brain
But get no
pain

And smile
without end
If you'd be my
friend!

By Laura Clark